February 2011
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via alwaysyou:
#IF I WAS TO DIRECT PORN IT WOULD BE THE WORST PORN EVER
#JUST SHOTS OF FOREARMS AND NICE HANDS AND SILKY VOICES SAYING VAGUE YET COMFORTING THINGS
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January 2011
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So our liberal Tumblr users feel self-satisfied because they are keeping up with...
– Salon: “America’s Narcissism Taints Egypt Coverage” (via wingspans)
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remember the light and believe the light
an instant of clarity before eternal...
– 4.48 Psychosis, Sarah Kane
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You can literally do anything in this world that...
benwhishawisntgays:
The only thing that’s every really going to stop you from being an accomplished dancer in the New York Ballet, or an international fashion designer, or a journalist, or a fucking garbage man is you. Like, this isn’t even me trying to be ~inspirational~, it’s honestly just common fucking sense. Our enviornment, and our circumstances certainly affect the direction of our lives...
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airship-redemption replied to your post:airship-redemption replied to your video:hey…
impression, not impersonation. it’s mainly a STS-era havok impression, SO YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE IT.
Who said I didn’t like Sing the Sorrow? For all its bastardizations of Latin grammar, that album was a constant companion to my ~troubled teen years~. (That and Placebo’s Without You I’m...
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airship-redemption replied to your post:…you fall asleep at bars? you ought to write a book called “How to be Rob’s Hero”
p.s. there are plenty of bars to fall asleep at in boston. just saying.
I imagine an unfortunate scenario in which I decide to take a nap under a table with a Soco Amaretto Lime and a copy of Paradise Lost, and at closing time they do not let you into the bar to wake me up....
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sometimes you want some wine, & sometimes it wants...
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airship-redemption replied to your video:hey remember when this was my favorite ba — TIME…
nah genna, you’ve got it all wrong. sing the sorrow is where it’s at. p.s. i have a bitchin davey havok impression.
how is that even possible? how much eyeliner do you own??
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airship-redemption asked: ...you fall asleep at bars?
you ought to write a book called "How to be Rob's Hero"
you ought to write a book called "How to be Rob's Hero"
I have so much shit to do tonight but I’m just sitting here bored as fuq unable to move from the couch. Maybe put some amusing things in my ask box or something?
Thought for the day: how come I fall asleep at parties and bars all the time but when I actually have to sleep so I can go to work in the morning, I can’t? Things to ponder.
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I actually LOL'd at Saturday Night Live.
“I want to do science in the shower!”
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Reblog if you're shorter than 5'5".
benwhishawisntgay:
goodwillcunting:
scartissueonmysoul:
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fuck i’m 5’4.
i want to be 5’7 ):
omg…gurl….really?
This gif is relevant because we are the same size as the puppets.
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Two churches located across the street from each...
campanologie:
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paranoidrobot:
…Do the Presbyterians think Rocks are animals?
ALL ROCKS GO TO HEAVEN
I think the winner of this argument is clear.
The presbyterian one was being a douche
OMFG
ALL ROCKS GO TO HEAVEN
I hope they make that into a movie
SALVATION THROUGH FOSSILIZATION
Oh bummer, apparently this is fake....
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Me: ~I’m not crying it’s just raining on my face~~ it is not my hair it is a palm~
HH: if that had been in the movie i would love it 100x more
Me: hahahaha we need to watch rocknrolla
HH: Miss Bennet, I am not crying because you have rejected me, it is merely raining upon my chiseled visage
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HH and I need to start a blog where we talk about pop culture, especially TV, because I need an outlet for talking about why I can’t stop watching Spooks even though it is full of xenophobia and technofuckery and H is going to do “A Foucauldian reading of Spartacus: Sea of Dicks” (which is not what it s actually called but it might as well be, apparently) amongst other things....
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"If there is one thing that pisses me off, I call...
David Mitchell, 10 O’Clock Live S01E01
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A delayed start would have been great today since...
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LOL @ anyone who doesn't think there is a stigma...
zebablah:
I mean. Just. Stop.
There’s a difference between you embracing your complexion and society/culture embracing your complexion. Dark skin will probably always be viewed as unattractive on some level. The disdain for dark skin, big lips, wide noses - ethnic~~ features~ in general is not only found on glossy magazines plastered with skinny white girls but even in hip hop videos where the...
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airship-redemption replied to your post:airship-redemption replied to your post: First…
WAIT TUFTS IN BOSTON? When did you get ubercool?
What, my Tumblr did not convince of my ubercoolness?
Fuck it, I’m going to tell the world (Tumblr) where I applied because I am terrible at keeping my own secrets. My hubris will shock you. It will be a couple of months before I hear anything,...
airship-redemption replied to your post: First novel-writing class tonight.
I’d hold you. If you weren’t such a failure at getting into grad school.
Oh snap! I’ll have you know that I emerged victorious from my epic battle with ETS today. And talked to some very nice people at Tufts.
First novel-writing class tonight.
So nervous. Someone hold me.
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BU has not received my GRE Literature score report...
ETS: you just wait until my lunch break when I can call ~Customer Service~. I gave you $92 for four score reports (on top of the like $300 I gave you for tests) two months ago and you are fucking up my grad school plans. If I weren’t a vegetarian, you could all expect horse heads under your duvets tomorrow morning.
Update: ETS wants all my moneys.
I requested a subject test score...
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This will be my only comment on the Oscars and...
alwaysyou:
I am going to win one some day.
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campanologie replied to your post:I might be the only person I know who doesn’t think The Princess Bride is Teh Greatest Film Evar.
Aw :\ But, Cary Elwes is pretty hot, though, right?
Goodness, yes. Even with a perv stache! How does that happen. Apparently he is on Psych now and my roommate flipped her shit.
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(unsuccessful) backflip
fuckyeahblur:
eggyjenny:
expectation v. reality