January 2012
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zebablah replied to your photo: My to-read shelf on GoodReads. (Feel free to add…
I would suggest The Ladies of Grace Adieu by Susanna Clarke, if you haven’t already read it - it’s a good warmup to JSMN because it has the same tone but without the loooong commitment. I think I’ll join GoodReads as well!
Haha I started that this summer, then got distracted and didn’t finish it by the...
December 2011
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DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
twesg:
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
Have a safe and happy New Year’s, everyone. This week there have been a bunch of fatal accidents up here in Maine due to bad road conditions. It’s rainy and gross out tonight, which makes it even more dangerous to drink and drive. Be careful!
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strikematch:
I mean, sure he’s a racist, sexist, ableist sonofabitch but at least he’s funny!
Okay, but.
Oh. All right, I see that there have been some drudge reports of old blogs and his personal blog, etc. And yeah, some of this doesn’t sit well with me. Do I feel a little let down? Yes. But thinking talking squirrels are funny doesn’t mean I wholesale accept the...
in honor of 2011 i have wasted the final day of 2011 just like how i wasted every other day in 2011
Everything kind of sucks today. I thought we were getting a massive storm and we didn’t, so now I have no plans in addition to no car and being in Bangor. So… Internet.
Watchanimalstalkinginallcaps:
ATIAC will return on Saturday, December 31st because I’ve been sick for six days straight and all I want to do is sleep forever.
I quit smoking day before yesterday, so the veins in my neck may or may not be prominently featured in this video and I may or may not have said “fuck you” to a can of soup earlier.
(They are prominently featured, I definitely told a can of...
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5 Underreported Stories of 2011
joshsternberg:
As we close the books on 2011, here, in totality, are five underreported stories (as put together by me) for Current.com:
More troops commit suicide than die in combat
Big business behind solar power
Food prices trigger revolution
U.S. military infiltrates social media
Number of homeless children highest in American history
You’ve probably heard a bit about some of...
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In some ways, 2011 was the year that broke me. After a year and a half dealing with several deaths in the family, it was meant to be a time to heal. In the beginning, I was filled with hope, but that faded. It was a year of personal and professional disappointment, reassessing my life, setting goals and failing to accomplish them. You all know the score.
It was rough. In the beginning of the...
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zebablah asked: i'm leaving this in your ask because i know you understand and i don't want to moan about this on my blog but i need to let it out: BEN WHISHAW IS ACTUALLY PERFECT. i detest the use of "perfect" to describe a human being but if there was in fact perfection in this world he would be it. i cannot even deal with this. it actually upsets me that he exists. /benwhishawconfessions
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HH watches "Dual Survivor."
hillary: now i am watching two dudes try to survive in the maine woods
hillary: one of them is wearing shorts
hillary: and no shoes
hillary: i predict he dies
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zebablah replied to your post: I need some New Year’s Eve plans, you guys.
i’m going to curl up with my british actor boyfriend ben and watch old movies
zeba not all of us have british actor boyfriends okay
seriously that’s so inconsiderate
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I need some New Year's Eve plans, you guys.
It is difficult to have them in Bangor. At midnight they throw a beach ball wrapped in Christmas lights off the top of a building downtown housing an Irish pub. It’s thrilling.
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comicsansviolinist:
how do you even date someone
what do you do
do you talk about otps and ships
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I just got asked on a date to a taco place by a 46-year-old man. This needs to stop.
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slaglady replied to your post: someone in his 30s asking me out to an expensive…
tempting but also sounds like he might foot u the bill or slash you
You have just expressed all of my anxieties in a mere sentence.
I think I need to work on expanding my social network by being a normal person instead of trolling the Internet. This was a step in getting over some of my weirdness, but...
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relativeways replied to your post: how about we dot com
Hehehhehe can your tumblr posts now be filled with misadventures of online dating? I did the okcupid profile for a little while, but there were no english speakers around me…only Indian ones who wanted to cybersex. It was a weird time in my life.
Ye gods. I can’t tell if how uncomfortable online dating makes me feel is a normal level...
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someone in his 30s asking me out to an expensive as fuq lounge via the internet
he likes really lame music
how do i feel about this
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“…None of this makes sense, how come it’s two years later but they...”
– David Mitchell on Downton Abbey’s shortcomings
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The greatest e-mail I have ever received.
From: HH
Subject: David Mitchell had grown a beard
I saw it on Big Fat Quiz of the Year.
http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/65361788.html#comments I have no idea. That is all. Oh except there was also a Jeremy Renner post on ONTD filled with pics of his forearms. You’ll want to read that post when you have some alone time. xoxo
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how about we dot com
I want it to be like
but it’s really like
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how the hell does this damn website work
you mean i have to pay you just to respond to messages
how are broke people supposed to do anything
also if you’re going to say you’re ~intrigued~ by me, maybe you should have an actual profile. just so, you know, i know you’re not a serial killer i’ll have to stab in the throat with my keys.
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online dating, or
genna’s dating situation continues to be dire because everyone is so beige
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I am convinced that I have written the greatest online dating profile in the history of online dating profiles. My comedic genius knows no bounds and I am completely detached from reality.
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Goal for 2012: achieve a fuckery-free life.
I think we should start a support group because we are all too fabulous for this shit.
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This Doctor Who Christmas special recap is making me realize how corny-awesome this show used to be. It was just like DONNAAAAAA ROBOT SANTAS FUQ HATERZ. Now it’s all ~epic storylines you’re supposed to care about~.